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This is not just a Christmas song. It’s a yuletide war cry in which I am stating my claim as the undisputed king of christmas. No Christmas classic is safe! Mariah Carey thinks I'm scary, Bing is no longer the king and Michael Bublé is so passé compared to this new anthem for the holiday season. The names Christmas, Mr Christmas.
lyrics
sleigh bells ring
me every night to see whats happening
You know bing crosby’s no longer the king
when a white christmas dreams it dreams of me
mariah carey thinks i'm scary
all she wants for christmas is for me to quit the business
mariah carey thinks i’m scary
all she wants for christmas is for me to quit the business
I’m Mr christmas
snow is falling all around me
i am the one who made shakin stevens shaky
you better watch out and you better not cry
ill only bite once but you’ll end up twice shy
tell elton john his admissions not free
if you step into christmas you stepin to me
tell elton john his admissions not free
if you step into christmas you stepin to me
snow is falling all around me
I am the reason that stevens shaky
if you wanna take me on with christmas lets go
if you do then your tears will be melting the snow
mariah carey thinks that im scary
all that she wants is for me to quit christmas
you better watch out and you better not cry
I'll only bite once but you’ll end up twice shy
and listen bing crosby your time is now done
i taught drummer boy to go rup p p p p p p pum
i told elton his admissions not free
if you step into christmas you steppin to me
it's christmas time and theres no need to fear
find me under the mistletoe kiss my chris rea
the reason that elvis's christmas blue
is the point of this song and its time that you knew
i'm mr christmas
and michael buble
you're so passe
its beginning to look a lot like
christmas is my forte
so this is christmas
look what ive done
the snowman brings the snow yeah
but i bring all the fun
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